- White people: You have to wait for the facts before you talk about Ferguson!
- Eyewitnesses: He was on his knees with his hands up.
- Medical examiner: There was no gunpowder residue on Mike Brown, no sign of struggle, and there were entry wounds on the inside of his arms and the top of his head, implying he was on his knees with his hands up.
- Convenience store owner and clerk: There was no robbery and we didn't call the cops.
- Ferguson PD: Okay, we admit it, Wilson didn't know anything happened at the convenience store and we determined no crime was committed.
- White people: Nobody can say what happened! We still have to wait for the facts to come in!
Dark Haired - Michael Clifford
2014 is half over and
- -i lost no weight
- -didn’t learn anything
- -haven’t made an effort to save money
- -still ugly
This should be a book for kids.
Omg that’s what I was gonna say.
Seriously though, make this a children’s book and I will buy it and save it for the future.
Rebloggin this again
5 Seconds of Summer: The Billboard Cover Photo Shoot
"Five cute boys, stuck in a van with nothing much to do, decide to reenact The Book of Mormon’s opening number, because why not? Says a commenter on Towleroad: “The line between Mormon missionaries, chorus boys, and gay porn is so thin sometimes…”
Featuring Tim Koll, Sam Leicht, Leland Raymond, Damian Wille, and Logan Lang.
this is one of the best videos i have ever seen
all adults do is ask me about my plans for college like don’t you want to know what my favorite color is
Parallels between The Little Mermaid and The Princess and the Frog
(Inspired by this post)
Seriously, Rugrats was not fucking around.
- me talking to little kids: oh hey man wow I like your shoes they light up! No way I wish I had some like that, I bet they make you run so fast!!
- me talking to older people: I'm not really sure what it is I want to do with my life, but I figure that as long as I'm happy it can't be that bad
- me talking to people my age: well howdily doodily my fellow young people, what's hip hop happening over here? I'm just off to inject a meth and listen to an MTV if you youngsters are 'down' also haha look at that lingo, golly gosh what a time to be alive
MICHAEL’S LEGS ARE SO PALE OMFG I’M SO HAPPY LET’S BE PALE TOGETHER FRIEND